Beautiful things that are caged are always looking to be set free. If you think you have the power to unlock my door, be careful for what you release. For once these wings take flight, the sky is the limit. If you dare to follow me, be prepared for rough weather as well as calm seas. I can show you the beauties of the land or I can take you to the darkest cave. We can skim the waters of life or we can get erotic in my little bird bath, or yours. Let this fluffy birdie whistle a song for you to learn: Don?t ruffle my feather, that is for me to do. Don?t tell me where I should go, for then should I tell you where to fly. When I?m hungry I search for juicy thick worms some I eat and some I suck on all day, but what smart bird only taunts the worm, for sticking your beak in the hole can be just as fun. This birdie knows how to get dirty but loves to stay clean. When you fly with me, be prepared to keep up. There are rules to this flight. Know that you will have to earn trust. Know that there will be no head games.Know that you must maintain dignity with patients.If you think you can handle my rules, then KNOW this. I have been a dirty birdie and have flown by many toy shops, the thoughts that are in my little bird brain are very disturbing and I need a finger to rest on. Know one thing, HERE AND NOW. If you want to fly with the big birds, be sure your wings are strong. For the winds may blow hard at times, and the journey may be long. Be prepared for you may be singing YOUR next song from MY cage.